Caravan repairs

2010-12-03T18:49:00.003Z

Stolen Caravan: Avondale Landranger 6400

I was contacted by the new owners about the theft of my old caravan, it was taken by a white transit according to neighbours, nice neighbours eh!

So if anyone sees this van could you give the police a call on its location. Its pretty easy to distinguish as I had to fibre glass over the original high level brake lights and replace them with square, smaller ones at the rear. The front left positioning handle is missing/broken and the front right window has a crack in the external skin. cheers folks, keep a look out. Harry

95-96 Avondale Landranger 6400 for sale

2010-08-30T18:25:00.005+01:00

GONE NOW FOLKS

I've sold the van now folks as my boy has hit 14 he's more interested in the fairer sex than spending time arguing the toss with park wardens. I was a bit sad to see it go but seeing how little we used it this past summer it'll be better off in the hands of its new family. The old posts on repairs are still here but my fixit days are on the motors now, see yall. Harry

That didn't take long

2010-06-28T22:40:00.002+01:00

Well, there's a turnup for the books, Englands demise. Though not a footy fanatic I do like a good game so had a reminder as to the reason I fell out of love with the sport, disappointment, with a capital D.

Brought up in sunny seaham by the sea I used to look forward to heading to Roker Park in my teens for the usual Saturday trouncing of SAFC. My fifteenth year on this god forsaken planet brought about several disappointments in the Sunderland stadium, usually 1 - 0 scores favouring the away team, finally we played Blackburn Rovers, who at the time were just below Sunderland at the bottom of the division, (no fancy premier leagues then) and what happened.

Blackbloodyburn 1 Sunderlandcripples 0

I stormed the pitch, to meet up with my mates on the centre spot,skinhead, big red DM boots, levi's cats died and check shirt we waved to the MOTD cameras. Me, I was waving goodbye to footy and have attended only two events since, one when they brought home the FA cup in 73 and later while in London I attended the worst FA cup final in history, Liverpool / Wimbledon.

Skinhead days over I grew my hair long, dropped out, of everything, and went to sea.

Footy, I'll leave to the brain dead.

The best laid plans

2010-06-12T15:22:00.002+01:00

don't always come to fruition.

Getting thoroughly teed off with the site, its fishing, golf course and swimming facilities, the rudeness of the staff and my son wanting to dismember some of them we decided it was move on time.

A little bit like the Clampet's We loaded up the truck and moved to our present site. The trouble was when we arrived the weather was lousy so I basically parked the van up and left. That was 6 weeks ago and due to the gas guzzler blowing the cylinder head and all my funds tied up in site fees I have been unable to either, fix the car, or, visit the van.

These problems should be remedied by next weekend, when I'll be resuming services and celebrating my escape from the horror that is, The World Cup, England's demise.

All sorted n ready for the off

2010-04-13T19:58:00.002+01:00

After two trips with my gas guzzler loaded to the gunwhales I'm almost set up for the season.

I thought I'd get the minor issues out of the way first so on my arrival friday evening I removed the jockey wheel, replaced it with an eight foot scaffold pole, bolted on the satellite dish facing the general direction of others on the site, plugged the cable to my sky box, or sky's box, however you think of it, switched on and immediately had sky tv's free offerings.

This without the aid of any of Maplins trickery-pokery magic boxes, so, forty quid saved I settled down to a night of telly and several cans of CBL in celebration.

Saturday arrived and I chucked up the awning/workshop/partyroom/bar, to save dragging half of north yorkshire onto my already downatheel caravan carpet, 45 quidsworth of B n Q bolts, rawlplugs and plates has the twenty foot awning pretty secure and ready for the season.

I must admit though not all has gone well. Packing up last year in a downpour I'd neglected to turn off the gas, and found, this season the jubilee clip on the hose was a little loose, so no gas in bottle and a twenty quid refill, then, on reconnecting the water and switching on the pump and tap, I waited, and, waited.

Though the sound of gurgling and running water was to be heard there was no appearance at the tap, I looked in the toilet, thinking the sound was coming from there, but no, I'm not that bloody lucky. I am however almost deaf in one lughole so directional hearing is a definite no no.

I lifted the rear seating where my pressure switch resides, and sure enough there it was, water, everybloodywhere.

Having screwed the switch down to allow the water through, the pressure had blown this jubilee clipped hose clean off, a quick shutdown of the pump and hasty mop up has hopefully prevented a floor repair for the future, I am now back in the swing of things, looking for some click flooring for the awning and a nice new carpet for my caravanning tootsies, watch this space, I'll be back.

New pitch

2010-03-28T15:40:00.002+01:00

Hi all, went to the site yesterday to move the van to another pitch away from the water/bins pitch I'd picked so the wife wouldn't have far to go to empty rubbish, trouble with this plot was every tom dick emptying their slop water ended up with it all over the place, my pitch in particular, and couldn't resist having a good gander in my van during their ablutions so I moved it away from there as I can't abide nosey bas***ds.

Anyway all was dry n cosy with no more damp returning, which, after the lovely weather we've had over the last few months, has me thinking I may have just got the job done right. I'll be having my first session, a week, beginning thursday, then later it'll be having a new carpet, bathroom and all window seals replaced. Looking forward to the new season and stocked up on Glen Fiddich and CBL to wile away those chilly, spring nights.

Winterising my caravan

2009-11-11T06:38:00.004Z

Well its the end of the season now so my van is packed up for winter, hopefully all sealed and damp proof for the next few months, my final job was to replace any screws not replaced during the sealing process with stainless steel screws.

The packing up of the van involved the stacking of cushions down the aisle, all cupboards left open and three substantial trays of cat litter placed front, middle and rear of the van to soak up any condensation over the winter months, also the removal of the plug in the carver heater and draining of all the water from the pipes and toilet system, hopefully this will prevent damage to the plumbing system if it gets really cold over the coming months. The final touch was the jacking up of the rear steadies and lowering the front to prevent any standing water on the roof, hopefully I'll return to a completely dry van sometime in April.

I've two jobs left to do in the spring, replacing the window seals all round as the original seals are becoming brittle with age and I've decided on a complete refurb of the bathroom in the spring, watch this space you part-time gypsies, I'm not finished yet.

Light and roof rail sealing

2009-09-30T13:45:00.004+01:00

Awning rail and roof rail resealing job.

I have already resealed the rail which joins the fibre glass rear shell to the front section of the roof of this model and due to the fact I had only stepladders and a scaffold plank for weight distribution on the roof I did not photograph the progress as my cameras are worth more than the van and the thought of tumbling from the roof with Nikon in hand was the decider for me, however, it was an easier job than I anticipated.

The main reason for doing the roof joint was that the previous owner had liberally plastered the ends of the rail and as far as could be reached with silicone sealant, which upon inspection, seemed to be trapping more damp and water than it was supposed to be channelling away, so I decided to tidy this up with mastic strip under the rail, the same as all rail resealing jobs, but for extra protection as it’s a roof joint, along the outer edge of the rail, each end and along the screw channel I have filled with Sikaflex 512 caravan sealant.

Now this stuff is the bees knees for this sort of job but it’s expensive so I try to use it sparingly. Now the cheaper silicone stuff is OK but it doesn’t last, is too rubbery and “lifts” over time in our poxy climate so allowing water to penetrate, so, if you decide on some critical sealing job, splash out on this Sikaflex, it’ll last longer and do a better job overall.

One thing about doing seals on rails etc that few seem to mention is the mess, cleaning the old goo from rail and caravan completely is imperative to getting a good reseal. The cleaning operation is tedious to say the least and don’t even begin unless you have a lot of white spirit for mastic removal then Methylated spirits for white spirit removal as the residue from the WS will prevent your new mastic seal doing its intended task, sealing.

Also to hand you will need copious amount of rags, and, in my case, many Asda carrier bags and at least a week’s worth of old newspapers, all for wiping the old sticky crap on as you scrape it from the channels in the rail. Prepare to be in a mess, wear old clothes or coveralls which you want to bin later as they’ll be of little use for attending that family wedding after job completion, you have been warned, very messy.

The hi-level rear light sockets that caused the water ingress to the vans rear end have also now been re-glassed, basically I followed the instructions for glass fibre work. Make sure you have everything ready, sanded down and cleaned of dust before mixing resin, also have plenty of the matting cut to complete the job. Use cheap brushes for stibling the resin, making sure you have no air trapped between the matting layers, if the layers look transparent after application the jobs a goodun.

Mess however is a prerequisite of the job, use takeaway meal plastic trays to mix just enough resin, and wear gloves, I used Marigold, dish washing type in pink, but whatever turns you on will do as they are for the bin on job finish.

When mixing the resin and hardener use 1% hardener to resin, as the more you add the quicker it will solidify, depending on temperature and other factors, my job was on a nice sunny day, probably around 70 deg and this mix at 1% (rough measure) went hard as a rock within 45 minutes.

Acetone is used for the cleanup operation if you want to remove this stuff, so, you can then wash dishes with the gloves, paint your house or re-use your old chinky/indian cartons but I slung the lot in the site’s bin, where, no doubt, the owners will be sifting through, recycling the waste to keep the Greenies happy, seeing as how I upset the whole planet with my 4x4 this little extravagance should be ignored.

Last, but not least, once you handle this stuff, either resin or matting, take care not to scratch your face, eyes or those sweaty little places we all have, as the matting will act like itching powder, it’s also glass, so it will blind you, rinse/wash this crap off first or get someone else to rub the itchy bits. The resin poses other problems as it hardens, it gets hot, so keep it off bare skin and you won’t find yourself in the local burns unit being treated for chemical burns, remove immediately from skin on contact.

Till cured completely it will generate heat, the burn will be similar to an acid burn which continues till its nullified, wash it off straight away. I shoved my hands in it at first forgetting my gloves and used meths to remove and then washed away with soap and water for several minutes and no harm done, however photographic chemicals are toxic, also acidic and I’ve had my leather mits dipped in these several times over the years so suspect my skin is akin to Rhino hide now, for those of you who push a pen or computer key for a living follow the above instructions or you’ll suffer from the effects of contact with this stuff.

Don’t say you weren’t warned but don’t be put off either, it’s easy to work with and finishes off lovely with a gel coat, get stuck in.

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2009-09-14T11:46:00.000+01:00

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Living in while repairing, Bin Laden did my van

2009-09-11T10:38:00.000+01:00

Here I am with the rear of the van packed down the aisle, it was slightly cramped so if your not prepared to rough it do the job at home.

I'm setting off now for another leg, resealing rails, if the weather holds. Info to follow, must pick up the Carling now.

Avondale Landranger 6400 damp repair

2009-09-08T16:33:00.003+01:00

Avondale Landranger 6400 water ingress repair

(Photographs with explanations follow this essay)

We just bought this caravan after two years of looking for a decent second hand private buy, alas, it appears, the market is flooded with scam artists, out and out thieves and lying Ba****ds.
That statement includes every dealer we contacted about advertised caravans in the style/format/layout of Avondale’s Landranger.

My problem is the wife, she can’t stand being near me, in bed, as I snore like a buzz saw, so we needed a van with an end to close off so she can have a nap while I drink Carling Black Label till I pass out, at least till the recession is over and I get some work in.
Anyway on with my tale of woe!

After searching Eslay, Autostealer and various other locations I came across this 1995 A. L. In a North East stealership, located County Durham, so, a quick call to confirm it was still available and if there were any items included and we were on our way.

Supposedly there was an awning to fit the van, second hand waste hog, water barrel etc, etc.
All bloody lies, no awning, only new barrels for waste/water etc., What I didn’t expect though was this dealer had removed the water pump and anything else that should have been included, down to the corner steady handle and even the face off stereo, leaving the unit completely useless, to me or anyone else for that matter, it’s now in the bin and I’ll fit a new player when I finish this project.

The van itself looked bloody great, but, inspecting the rear panels and noticing they had been replaced and that these too were badly stained I knew I needed to do a bit of DIY. I just wasn’t quite ready for the amount in store.
The first two weeks after towing to the site we chose were spent lounging, drinking and generally enjoying the ambiance of having another caravan. Then three weeks into the kid’s summer holidays my boy decided he wanted to see his mates back home and I set to work on the repairs.
Now, this is quite a luxury touring caravan, top of the range for the year, so I don’t want to wreck it, but, trying to gently dismantle a van that was originally built from the inside out, is, to say the least, a bloody nightmare.

The bed system was a doddle but I needed in the top corners of the overhead lockers and try as I might could I dismantle these, could I hell.
I satisfied myself with the removal of the bases of the lockers, at least I had access to the areas needed, even if I have constantly banged my stupid head all through the job on the cupboard doors and fascia’s which seem to be attached from outside.
Maybe this is punishment for buying a damper in the first place, but I’m a sucker for punishment, so on with the show.
With the rear ready to have the boards ripped off I set about the bodge of the previous owner, thankfully it was only hardboard and came out pretty easily, well, the damp stuff did, the remainder, sadly, had been liberally coated in silicone sealant, grunge and glue of some description and needed to be eased away from the polystyrene cladding and construction laths at around an inch at a time.

A real P.I.T.A.

Finally two days plus down the line I had revealed the damage, only it wasn’t just the rear panel, I could tell it had travelled down the side lathing of the rear, so set about this too. Thankfully, the rot had spread only half way along each side of the rear bedroom area of the van, one bottom half of the window frame on the right side and the two lower laths on the left side, thankfully I’d caught it soon enough.

The Repairs are underway
At the time of this project the van is sited as I don’t have a drive or space to park close enough to the house for mains electricity and promises of awning delivery from two companies didn’t materialize after deducting funds from my credit card. Phone calls confirmed they didn’t have the size in stock although both web pages listed them as available.

Payments cancelled. The wife hit Ebay and got the correct size, colour etc for a single bid of £150, for what turned out to be a £750 awning.

The only real deal we’ve had with this van, and, only half an hour’s drive from my front door. Up to this point the van was unusable with the fittings piled up throughout the isle.
Taking my 13 year old son with me we returned to the site and set about awning erection for the first time.

To say I needed awning Viagra would be an understatement, as three hours later with a truly pissed son we had finally sussed out the poles configuration, but by now it was blowing a gale and persisting down with Britain’s best summer rain, what a drag. Awning up, the boy and I downed a well earned can of Carling Black Label, emptied the van of fittings, made the bed and crashed big style at 11.30.

Next day more of the same good luck with the garbage weather, peeing down and hurricane winds I did the forty minute dash to Catterick Caravans for a storm strap and some guy ropes for the awning. My return was greeted with parts of said awning peeling from the rail in the wind, screwdriver and hammer in hand I pushed the awning back into the rail and tapped the rail tight onto the awning.

Eureka!

Guy ropes on, more pegs in, it’s now in place forever, or, at least till the end of the season, but as far as I’m concerned this was another wasted day and I’m trying to get finished for the looming bank holiday weekend so the wife, daughter and son’s best mate could spend the holiday with me at the van.

Three days to go till wifey pickup, the weather continued in the same vein, the son though, was enjoying himself as the sites gigolo with young ladies calling at 8.30 in the morning to experience his charms, all of which are exposed on the site’s pool table, I learn later.

Finally, I get a start and set about replacing the rotten timberwork, I’ve bought roofing spars 25mm thick by 50 or so for the framework at the back of the van, 3 lengths 14 foot long cut in half at the timber merchants, plus a few lengths(5) of 21mm square and three sheets of 3.4mm plywood for the cladding.

First off the roof spars are a lot heavier than the original parts and will only fit in certain points on the back of this van, but will give added strength, these are treated when bought and also soaked in Cuprinol wood preserver by me, as are the 21mm struts. I first chisel out every bit of rotten wood, not only that, I chisel back an extra foot of decent stuff just to make sure, I then treat with Cuprinol any timbers still exposed and finally a coat of wood hardener, Cuprinol again.
The fan heater is left on blasting the back end of the van overnight with the door closed, roof vent open, day one is just about done in so I hit the Carling and watch a bit TV before falling into a coma for 6 hours.

The timbers that support the awning rail uprights are replaced with the heavy duty wood, I also replace three cross-members with the same, a pretty sturdy framework, but.

The weight on the rear fibre glass panel of this model has caused it to sag inwards slightly, not noticeable to the eye but the window framework is stressing and the pouring rain is running down the inside of the window, tomorrow’s job is to reseal the window rail. It was going to be the next outdoor job but now it’s a necessity, I pray for sunshine to the Carling god that night before slumping unconscious.

Next day rain again but forecast to brighten in the afternoon. I set about finishing the framework and that along the sides where the water had rotted the wood.

As my joinery skills are not the best I use B n Q’s angle brackets instead of the original fastenings, staples. Mine, I suspect are stronger but will add about another four ounces of weight to the van, along with the roofing spars, possibly a total twenty five pounds extra weight, which, if I had a Nissan Micra might be worrying, but as my tow vehicle is a monster truck I don’t give a damn, I’m a petrol head with a gas guzzler, pay the exorbitant fuel taxes so can drive what I like, sod the tree huggers.

Anyway I finish the woodwork off as the rain lets up, make lunch and begin operating on the window rail
I have it removed with the window hanging off it in about twenty minutes. It would have been nice to leave the window in situ as I clean the rail and van but this wasn’t possible as the last owner had liberally smothered the rail top and bottom with silicone sealant, even along the bit the window slips into, the outcome was the window had to leave the van too.
Not wishing to tempt the rain god while the van rear was a large hole, I got stuck into getting this gunk and the old mastic off. The mastic fell away in no time using White spirit and a screwdriver, the silicone was scraped and peeled for about an hour till the rail shone. The window now removed was propping up the side of the van as the first squall hit.

Time was running out I had to get this lot back together, so in the downpour in shorts and tee shirt I set about the gunk on the van with a scraper incorporating a Stanley knife blade, carefully. This peeled away the crap in no time at all, about twenty minutes, total.

The rain stopped.

Back to the rail I affixed the W4 mastic sealant strip. Onto the van, Tea Towel out, dry off the wet, white spirit on another towel I cleaned off the mucky marks till it looked like new again. Methylated spirit on the other end of the same towel another swift rub down to remove WS residue and go for the rail, with showers imminent I’m up the ladder and position the rail, pressing it on hard, as far as I can reach I descend the steps, grab new stainless steel screws and driver and ascend the ladder at the far end of the rail and bang home the first screw. Back up the original end and drive home the other end screw. Then along the rail screwing home the rail and mastic for a good seal.

Rain starts again. Teaming down.

Pick up the window, slot it in its groove, and, the bloody mastic that’s popped out the bottom of the rail is too proud so the window wont slide back in.

I then remember the fixed it club member who did the same and had to remove and clean the whole job to put the window back on the rail BEFORE fitting. Yes that’s correct, you heard it right, BEFORE! BEFORE! BEFORE!

Never mind, if you do happen to make this same cock-up and don’t want to be covered in brand new mastic during, after, and if, you can haul the rail from the van again, there is a workaround.

Remember it’s still peeing it down and this gaping hole needs closing so I start thinking.

I’m getting pissed off and my new framework is starting to attract rain, so I attack the mastic with a decorator’s filling scraper, first trying to plaster the protruding mastic to the side of the van under the rail, two or three goes and it starts to get messy. I think again.

What will prevent it sticking to the window hanger.

The Carling god shines his light on my idiot brain and I come to the conclusion I need lubricant.

Ideal for the job, I first pour some vegetable oil, (frying pan variety) on my scraper, one swipe all along the offending mastic and hey presto, its plastered to the van under the rail and not to the scraper.

At this point I must insist that veg oil is the way to go, the mineral variety will not wash off without Gunk and will make a bloody mess of your shiny pride n joy.

Now the window.

I pour oil into my hand, rub hands together and run them over the length of the window top.
The moment of truth has arrived, it’s pissing down, blowing a gale and I’m sicker than the proverbial parrot.
Placing the window into position in its slot I give it a little shove, in it goes, easily.
I slide it all the way home, no sticking, stopping or other problems, get inside and lock the job up, fan heater on full blast again I head back into the crap to screw the window stops in place. Job done and it’s a goodun.

Heating on I settle in front of the plasma and pay homage to the Carling god for the remainder of the evening, conking out totally inebriated somewhere around 1 AM.

Day three, the last lap.

Well I thought it was, but it wasn’t to be. I spent most of the day on final preparation for the ply boarding to be fitted, chiselling straight edges where I would join the boarding as whole boards were out of the question due to the curved shape of the rear and the fact that the sides were not being totally replaced.
Another hitch at this stage was the polystyrene insulation. My configuration of the framework was not exactly the same as the original build and I’d also bought 25 mm poly boarding, the original was 21mm and so it was a case of reusing some of the old insulation as well as the new. The old was used to patch up the sides and the remainder in the rear where there was no room for the thicker grade poly, I finally finished the patchwork quilted polystyrene at 1am, and was due to pick up the family the following evening/afternoon.

It didn’t happen.

The wife was good about it and said just pick her up when the job was finished, on the Saturday. Some hope of that.

By Friday’s end I had two curved boards in place, above the rear window, I’d slashed the backs of these with a Stanley knife to accomplish the curve but still slightly springy the pinkgrip/evostick instant grab adhesive and some other shit just weren’t doing what it said on the tin, also shoring these up were a pain, so, drilled and screwed into place I decided to do it my way.

Now I’ve nothing against these products but the best glue I’ve ever used is Evostick impact adhesive or Araldite, both are solvent based though and unsuitable for the job.
Not wanting to decimate the Brazilian rain forest just to shore up the caravan till this glue decides to set and having no cash left till I pick up the missus, I’ve gone the screw route.
I’ve also ditched the £3.68 a tube evogripnonailpinkslip brands and settled on good old Super PVA straight from the pot, from Unibond, and guess what, it sticks ply sheets to polystyrene insulation without any problems.

I’m still using the screw it together method but removing the screws to fill the holes 4 hours later the PVA glued boards have yet to spring apart. This stuff cost £12.99 at B n Q and has been sufficient to glue poly to outer skin and poly to the plywood inner walls, I’ve also gone through six tubes of the more expensive stuff with not too impressive results. So unless my application methods have been the fault and some bright spark can point out the error of my ways then go PVA all the way.

I cut the boards for the rear and realized I’d need another sheet of ply if I were to complete the job in four bits, this would be wasting too much for my liking so one side was going in, in three sections, two smaller, out of sight, and the larger section where the wall would be on show.
The opposite wall/bulkhead with the Carver heater and water pump intake would be a one piece section for strength
I told the missus the job would be done by lunchtime and I’d pick her up by two but it was slow going, drilling, screwing, cutting, so I was nowhere near finished when I set off for home at 12.30PM, for the hour and a half drive home.

Home at 2.10 I rushed everyone into the truck and set off for my boy’s mate, warning the wife not to gab with his mother as I needed to get a few bits finished off.

Back at the caravan with the awning looking like someone had chucked a grenade into a building site blowing up the acetylene store along with the joinery dept I looked to the wife and asked if anything was the matter.

The wife stood in shock, and nothing I do shocks this lady but this sight had. I assured her the job would be complete by beddy byes as only a couple of cuts and trims remained.

Not that she believed a word, and the nectar of the God of Carling BL had run out so there was nothing for it but work.

I toiled till 10 pm and though the walls were all now in place I couldn’t reinstall the fittings so the bed room could be made up. Inflating my Intex double air bed in the unfinished bedchamber, with some scrap ply to keep it off the water pump and Carver heater we hit the hay, my eighteen year old daughter, wife and I in the front double, the two lads in the airbed.

I awoke lonely, the wife just clambering back beside me and no sign of our Mem.

I neglected to inform you all that before hitting the hay the previous evening the Wife, god bless her little cotton socks, had pulled from her magic handbag, a bottle of the finest Glen Livet single malt, and I, had supped a fair quantity, which had induced a comatose state, similar to unconsciousness, whereupon I snored my head off and both wife and daughter, unable to rouse me from my slumber, retired to spend the night in the car.

I now have the Intex airbed in the awning, all to myself and according to the wife my slumbers in the well ventilated space of the awning produces a lot less decibel content, although she can still hear me, its liveable, or sleepable if you prefer.

The (almost) Famous final scene
To get through the rest of the weekend I installed the fixtures that make up the rear double bed the following night, after filling in my joinery gaps with cheap but good wood filler from Wilkinson’s. The beds went back perfectly, a little tighter perhaps but I put this down to the slightly thicker ply.

Although my day job is as a Pro- Photographer, due to the horrendous weather conditions and my shear frustration of making a complete bollocks of the job I neglected to shoot the window rail saga and the rebuild of the rear but I will post all other images with explanations, besides who wants to look a complete prick online anyway.

Hopefully I am now on the last lap, tomorrow I begin the sanding/feathering in of the boarding, I have returned the wife and daughter home but the boys want to continue living the dream, let’s hope they like filler dust in their food as my first rub off will be with the 3 inch angle grinder, with Aldi’s own sanding diskette, this should take down the rough edges rapid fire and hopefully leave me with a final rub down by hand with very smooth sandpaper.

Tomorrow arrives, complete with rain, kids out grinder at the ready, 11000 rpm, rip it out Harry.

Using Aldi’s Alloy oxide grinding disks for wood and light metals I completed the filler sanding task in around an hour, the easiest job so far on this project, I tested my technique on an out of view area and found a very light touch of the disk provided a near perfect finish, good enough for wallpaper or the Fablon I’ve decided on using.

In a former life I’ve worked as a concrete finisher and plastered my own house walls on occasion, a steady hand and gliding motion is essential for a really smooth finish, a similar technique needs to be adopted when using the grinder as a slight change in pressure will gouge a trough which needs filling and sanding again.

Be warned, if you’re a little on the shaky side rub down by hand for the best finish.

With this job out of the way I vacuumed every inch of the bed room area, a lot of dust is created using the grinder so if you want to keep your lungs in good order wear a dust mask.

My lungs are coated with a special protective layer courtesy of John Player, it’s called Tar and is totally impervious to dust, 40 a day and no dust mask has a hope in hell of competing on a protection level.

Without any hindrance from goggles, mask, forensic suit I’m on the next task. I’ve sealed the ply with a 5 parts water to 1 part Super PVA, hoping this will assist the Fablon operation, the fan heater is quick-drying as I type.

I’m now off to Asda for some sustenance for the kids and a case of CBL to celebrate this, the famous final scene. I mean, how hard can it be applying sticky back plastic, they’ve been at it on bog roll middles for years on Blue Peter.

Sticky back plastic(Fablon)

Well, by the time I’d done two strips of the wide variety I could happily have assassinated each and every Blue Peter presenter who have appeared on the show over the last forty years or so, it is though, marvellous stuff once you get the hang(ing) of it.

It’s a better idea than using wallpaper, which would have been really messy, and though I had my moments of bitterness during application, it’s overall appearance at the end of this job puts the whole show in the professional arena,(IMO) The best thing about it though, if you get plain stuff, is there’s no pattern to match, I tried to get a plain vinyl wallpaper but for some reason only the nutters who buy it could tell you where, it’s also expensive.

So is Fablon by the way, but, at least you can patch it up anyway you like, and, for thirty quid, I reckon it’s money well spent.
I have cut my own edging strips, also those which hide little gaps, its well tucked in to the window seals and I don’t have air pockets due to a tiling grout tool which incorporates a rubber edge that I found fantastic for applying just enough pressure for smoothing it out..

Anyway, that’s the job done, it looks good, is as good as it gets as I’m a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to visual effects, I hope this little saga helps anyone who has a little or large job to do on a damp caravan.
I’m off to pick up my friends for the weekend and hunt Valerie Singleton and John Noakes, but I’m going to leave Connie and the Blonde babe Kate, as I just love good looking women, se la vie.

ITEMS REQUIRED FOR THE REPAIR
Srewdrivers-hammer-wood chisel-cold chisel-sealant gun-spanners for removing the grab handles-Stanley knife and new blades, hacksaw blade for clean cut polystyrene sheet
From a local timber merchant not B & Q or other DIY centre, “Google”, timber merchant, in your area
Plywood sheets 3, of 3.4mm =£8 each
Roofing lath roughly 2 by 1 inch (50mm x 25mm) 14foot long = £6
21 x 21mm softwood 9 foot long =£3 each
All prices are within £1, both in the Harrogate and Sunderland merchants so will be similarly priced elsewhere, Harrogate is cheap for nothing.
Builders merchants for adhesives and screws
Stainless steel screws, box of 100 25mm = £9
Pinkgrip solvent free = £2.50 a sealant gun type tube, tried 2 tubes, this was the best of the bunch.
Super PVA = £12, Completed the job, straight from the tub, no issues, best of the lot overall
From B & Q for convenience and a mate works there so got 20% discount
Polystyrene sheet = £2 or 3 quid can’t remember really, but cheap
Evogrip sol free, 3 tubes = £3.68 each, worked but not great for the price
B & Q’s own brand, two squeezy type tubes = £2 each roughly, large air pocket in each tube so only ¾ full and pretty crap at sticking the wood to poly, kept popping off. Rubbish.
Ryobi jig saw = £49, decent tool, easy to operate
Packet of hardened crosshead screws 25mm = £3.50
Wilkinson’s
2 tubs of wood filler = £3 each, only used one went rock hard, sanded well, good product.
Aldi
Box of sanding attachments for grinder = £3, reduced to £1.99, good product
Set of F-clamps, 5 of, varied sizes = £15, excellent tool/product, in fact everything I get from this cheapo store is top quality
Focus
50 pack of inch and ¼ hardened screws = £2.69
Fablon = £10 a roll, 3 of. Pretty expensive and only 2 ¼ metres long per roll.
Total cost of repair =£138 Plus £49 less 20% for the jigsaw
Total time spent = 2 weeks less 3 days travelling back n forth

Anyone reasonably DIY competent could do this job on a van, I’m 55, have arthritic knees and apart from being an OK painter/decorator (home only) I hate DIY but hate paying dealers a grand for something which can be done in your spare time and probably in a lot less time than it took me. Get yer tools out.I’m also continuing on the van, all rails, weather permitting will be resealed before winter, hope this has helped anyone thinking about tackling their own damp problems.

2009-09-08T16:13:00.001+01:00

These three shots show the extent of the damage to the van's rear once all the boarding had been removed, the actual rear end framework crumbled away with the hardboard of the previous repair, the water had actually penetrated the van from the high level brake lights, which, the next time I have a dry day, will be fibre glassed over completely, preventing these weak spots becoming a culprit ever again.

2009-09-08T16:10:00.000+01:00

All of the wood which is black was saturated with water and a lot when dried out were rotten, all cut out and replaced with brand new treated timber.

2009-09-08T16:06:00.000+01:00

All clamped to the outer skin with Pinkgrip again, this stuff works when it can be clamped like this and left to harden overnight.

None of the no-nails type products were sufficiently efficient to instantly grab what they were supposed to, IMO, not good enough for their labels.

2009-09-08T16:03:00.000+01:00

These clamps were ideal in all window areas, no need for shoring up across the van

2009-09-08T16:01:00.000+01:00

New wood in place and shored up, the smaller lengths glued into position with pinkgrip, which held fine.

2009-09-08T15:56:00.000+01:00

The first two sections of new wood in place on the window frame, tried gluing and stapling but ended up completing with screws.

The window surround seal was new and pliable, obviously part of the former botched repair, this I kept but all the wood was replaced eventually.

2009-09-08T14:21:00.000+01:00

New wood glued and shored in place around the carver heater. The old stuff was all rotten.

2009-09-08T14:19:00.000+01:00

Angle bracket and light cluster surround from above, cutaway does not look pretty but serves the purpose

2009-09-08T14:15:00.000+01:00

Easier than those woodworking joints and a stronger solution than the staples of the original design, these are attached to the 2 x 1 inch roofing lath come awning spar, the cutaway is for the rear light cluster surround.

2009-09-08T14:12:00.000+01:00

This is after my first cut attempt was too big to fit, Wilkies wood filler comes to the rescue in a later stage.

2009-09-08T14:09:00.000+01:00

New boarding going in place. The wood showing in the top corner is what the wrong side awning rail is screwed to. This has all been replaced.

Notice the screws holding the boarding.

2009-09-08T14:07:00.000+01:00

Angle grinder with Aldi sanding disk attached, ready for work

2009-09-08T14:06:00.000+01:00

More sanding required

2009-09-08T14:05:00.000+01:00

Feathered in the wood filler with the angle grinder and Aldi sanding attachments.

2009-09-08T13:57:00.000+01:00

Filler knife/scraper, Wood filler from Wilkinsons, Super PVA from B & Q and the F - clamp from Aldi, (pack of 4)

2009-09-08T13:55:00.000+01:00

I started at the back centre, working outwards to achieve symetry

2009-09-08T13:49:00.000+01:00

It's a bit of a jigsaw puzzle at present but I'm trying to make the most of the Fablon, working out the long cuts and keeping all the short pieces to fit later saved me the expense of another roll. Of course flash gits might want to waste their cash, personally, if its hidden by the trim, patches work for me.

2009-09-08T13:46:00.000+01:00

Side unit complete with curtains, light to be added at jobs end

2009-09-08T13:44:00.000+01:00

The rear has gone back in fine, only the bunk light to fit

2009-09-08T13:41:00.000+01:00

Curtains were left fitted to the shelving units to save time refitting when putting them back, worked a treat too.

2009-09-08T13:40:00.000+01:00

2009-09-08T13:35:00.000+01:00

All done, everything back together and the only modification to the vans fittings was to jigsaw about 5 mm off the end of the rear shelving unit which I suppose was made tighter by the difference in ply thickness.

Notice the can of inspiration on the cushion. Several of these were needed to get me through the job.